I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see; now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
im afraid my online friends are gonna meet me in person and be like “oh”
((au where hiro dies instead of tadashi))
IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang
or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.
"The kingdom is lost!"
requested by anonymous
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
What she really wanted to say.
In a Bedroom in the Disneyland Dream suite it is filled with magical things I think need to go in my room, for example at bedtime, a special “kiss goodnight” effects show transforms the room into a tropical paradise as mermaids appear in the painting above the bed and a familiar pirate ship silhouette soars across the face of the moon.
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you
I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.